xmas 2006, the Talking Trombone Teacher Doll.

scott spiegleberg and the hotbrass.info blog have mentioned the what could be greatest holiday toy ever;

the Talking Trombone Teacher Doll.

Sample phrases include:

* "I think you should go with a bigger mouthpiece"
* "Nobody's playing 88H's anymore"
* "You'll never win an audition if you play it like that"
* "You need to get a Thayer conversion"
* "I'm sick of teaching, let's go get a beer"


i have suggestions for the first add-on, the talking trombone teacher expansion pack.
follow your own trombone hero to their gig where you can here them say...

"G#, Ab what's the difference?"
"play softer, yeah right"
"are you going to eat that?"
"so what are you doing after the gig? (directed to any female from 12-35)"
"no, it's not multi level marketing... you'll make a lot of money!"
"my damn ex-wife is bleeding me dry"
"my father hit me and look how i turned out"
"pretty soon my carpet cleaning business is going to make it possible so i don't have to do these crappy gigs anymore"